Wednesday, May 13, 2009

It Begins!

In the immortal words of Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park - Hold on to your butts.

9:02 Who's this Robinson Caruso chap? Oh shit - is that the Black Rock?!

9:03 Are these two dudes some sort of Gods using men as their play things? White clothed to black clothed.

9:03 Loophole....JACOB!?!?

9:03 Who is an Egyptian God with a freaking crocodile head?

9:04 Ah, commercial break. I don't know how I'm going to do all this live bloggin. So if the guy in white is Jacob who's the guy in black? Perhaps he is....the BLACK SMOKE?!?!

9:06 Poop, a Kate flashback.

9:07 Jacob? Bailing Kate out? He's obviously had his eye on Kate for a while. For whatever bet he and Black Shirt are running. Will we find out that he hung out this other Losties?

9:10 Fucking punch his ass Changtastic!

9:11 I kinda like the little "Lost March" music. I need that to play when I walk around town.

9:12 Ben admits that he's never actually met Jacob.

9:13 Candidate? Perhaps for Dharma?

9:15 To quote Detective Mills in Se7en, "What's in the box? WHATS IN THE BOX!!!" Lost has the upper hand now.

9:17 Egyptian crocodile god - Sobek. Repairer of Evil. Thank you internet.

9:19 Well look at that Jacob visited Lil' Sawyer too.

9:23 Wasn't Horace an Egyptian god too? Horace the god, Horace the crazy Dharma stoner?

9:24 Could Locke actually be Black Shirt? Black Shirt said he wanted to kill Jacob...

9:25 Locke is TOTALLY Black Shirt, that's why he's going to make Ben kill Jacob. He can't do it due to whatever rules they have!

9:27 More on Sobek: Sobek's ambiguous nature lead some to say he was a repairer of evil that had been done, rather than a force for good in itself, for example, going to Duat to restore damage done to the dead as a result of their form of death. He was also said to call on suitable gods and goddesses required for protecting people in situation, effectively having a more distant role, nudging things along, rather than taking an active part.

9:29 Jacob can get off the Island whenever he wants at whatever time period? Also - OH SNAP!

9:34 Ouch, gut wound! Sayid might not make it. On a personal note, I've totally been to the place where they film Otherville in Hawaii. Little known fact its actually a YMCA camp.

9:37 BTW, Jenni, Richard is totally not Jacob :)

9:40 Vincent?! WTF? Oh, Bernard and Rose.

9:43 All we care about is being together? Eh Bernard? I'm thinking that almost assures that him and Rose are the couple in the case from season 1.

9:44 Why look, they found Jacob's shack. And the ash is broken, what does it mean?

9:45 Ok, so looks like Ilena and crew are sided with Jacob. Not Dharma :(

9:47 Been using...."it"?

9:47 Right now you're thinking, "Hey Mike, good call on the whole Sobek thing. That's going to be important".

9:49 Commercial thought - when the Losties go back to their own time I think they're going to pop out right in the shadow of the statue.

9:52 The amazing travelin' Jacob shows up right when Locke does his swan dive. Not only that but he brings him back to LIFE!

9:55 Jacob = God, Black Shirt = Devil?

9:57 I've totally been to that temple where Jin and Sun are getting married.

9:58 No surprises anymore - Jacob has meet all the Losties before the crash.

10:03 That book Jacob was reading: Everything That Rises Must Converge

10:05 Aaaahhhhh, what lies in the shadow of the statue? Jacob, bazingo!

10:08 Kyle's onto something with the physical touching of Jacob...

10:12 I wonder if Jack could die this episode?

10:18 Watch your arm Changtastic! Look how he's causally just leaning it against the drill. That's a recipe for disaster!

10:23 Crazy Commercial theory - whats in the box? A sarcophagus.

10:29 Ahhhhhh, so Jacob is the reason Hurley went on flight 316. Tricky little guy.

10:30 Sweet jesus only 30 more minutes!!!

10:33 Ben's ultimate moment of redemption could be coming when he DOESN'T kill Jacob...

10:41 This much gunplay, somebody has to die.

10:43 Oops, we caused The Incident!

10:46 That was INTENSE. Poor Juliet.

10:47 That's probably going to cause some friction between Jack and Sawyer...

10:51 Crap, I don't speak Spanish!

10:52 Lockes Body! Just came to me right before they flipped him out!

10:54 I was totally RIGHT!

10:56 That book Jacob was reading is starting to make sense. Only after Ben kills Jacob will he realize the error of his decision.

10:57 They're coming? The 77s Losties perhaps?

10:59 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2010 so far away!!!!!!

Well folks that's it. What a ride. I'll try and summarize all this stuff later but for now I have to try and put my brains back into my head.

12 comments:

  1. I hate when they don't tell you what's in the box.

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  2. Silly Jack, you can't kill Roger.

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  3. Seriously, if they make what is in the box a cliffhanger until next season, I am going to be very very angry.

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  4. Maybe its another bomb? Or perhaps something to contain a bomb?

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  5. Well, he's had to touch every single one of them. Pass on the power of the island!

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  6. That knife sure would look good inside John. This thought brought to you by Ben.

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  7. Did that bomb just pass through time?

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  8. Maybe it popped out right into...THE BOX!

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  9. Oh Shit - Know what's in the box, a hot air balloon.

    That's for you Trey.

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  10. I swear I was going to say the box was perfect size for a body! Dang it, I should never have held back.

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